Thursday, September 22, 2016

I ALMOST GOT KILLED BY A GAY RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORIST YESTERDAY

 Let me explain... I decided to put my mindset into that of a Conservative Christian Republican Trump supporter Fox News fan and walk to the cigarette store.In order to prepare myself before I left, I went to Fox.com,Brietbart.com,and Tony Perkins' Family Research Council (frc.org) websites to fill up on fear and hate.I then became a "Deplorable".
  Normally a 7 minute walk, it took me 20 minutes as I was praying with each step to the Almighty Lord Jesus Christ,Lord of all Lords,king of all kings,etc and judging people (mostly women)..I walked and repeated as I prayed "I want my country back,I want my country back"..Which one of these whores had an abortion I  wondered, which ones were gay,who was cheating on their spouses,where did all these illegal immigrants come from,and who are all the moochers on welfare, etc...
  When I finally arrived at the cigarette store and entered, I noticed no one was in there..Where is the sales clerk I wondered, is he in the back room being robbed? It was then I was wishing I had brought a gun with me, in case I needed to be that good guy with a gun or to be able to "stand my ground".
  It was at that moment a brown skinned muslim looking arab with a beard stepped out of the back room and walked to the counter. He was looking at me and smiling.Why is he smiling at me I thought,is he gay, is going to kill me , was he back there making a bomb, was he praying to Allah? I thought I was gonna die at the hands of a gay islamic terrrorist that day and hoping I had clean underwear on in case I lived and was taken to the hospital.
  I wanted to say "Keep your hands where i can see them you fucking terrorist"."Give me some cigarettes and go back to Syria" i was going to say, but then i snapped out of it. Instead I said in a politically correct tone,"a pack of camel 99's please". I made my purchase and as I was leaving he said "thank you,have a nice day".
  My walk back home only took 7 minutes and i found myself smiling at the people I passed on the street and not caring a bit about what anyone else was up to in those cars passing by..For about 30 seconds yesterday I thought I was going to be killed by a gay Islamic Terrorist. Sure glad it was a temporary mindset or I would have ended up with an ulcer..I won't be doing that experiment again..