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Plausible Alternative Reality

------Saturday night Tweet------
Trump Tweet: "Every single world leader is full of shit and when they open their mouths diarrhea comes out.Their countries are toilets".

---------Sunday talk shows------
Interviewer:
"what does Trump mean by that tweet?"
Kellyanne conway:
"All that our glorious,all powerful,big hands leader of the free world is saying is that people should include more fiber in their diet. He just wants to make America & the world healthy again"

Interviewer:
"Should Trump have tweeted what he did about world leaders and their countries?"
Sean Spicer:
"Trump said what he said, quit trying to twist words so you can report fake news..You won't report the truth which is; Trump is very concerned about the water that is being wasted by not using water saving toilets".

PREDICTION

I want to make a prediction about Trump.
 When the reality of his predicament sinks in he will have a meltdown or he'll be assassinated.
#1 He can't micro manage military actions
#2 He can't bully world leaders
#3 He can't run the country like a Dictator or CEO
#4 He can't stand to be laughed at by millions of people worldwide
#5 His companies will start losing millions