Before we jump to conclusions about Trump's secret meeting with Putin, my guess is about as valid as anyone elses:
......One on One meeting with Putin......
Trump: "Vlad, I've seen the reports, they know everything"
Putin: "Don't worry grasshopper, we will fix it"
Trump: "If I don't resign they will impeach me and maybe criminal charges afterwards" (whinny sobbing sounds)
Putin: "Don't worry my pet, we will fix it"
Trump: "Can I claim assylum and move to Russia afterwards?"
Putin: "As you know we have strict immigration laws..We can find you a place near Edward Snowden, the Amerikan patriot, but first you must have information for us"
Trump: "This can be our little secret ok?"
Putin: " Ok my sweet tangerine, but we will save the recording of this conversation anyway"
Trump: "Before I leave, can I watch the pee-pee tape again?"
....maybe Trump is looking for a new place to live after he resigns and all his assets in America get seized....
