Dear Technical Support

Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from drinking mates 4.2 which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications such as BoysNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program - Stripper 2.1 - but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually agreed to upgrade to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004.
Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and Email Filter, an can, without warning, launch Turbostomp and Whine. These latter products have no help files, and I have to try and guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,requiring Shoeshop Broswer for new attachments, and HairStyleExpress which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child, processes which drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new Racing Games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation. Also, when wife 1.0 attached itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often Crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be switched off or uninstalled.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006 it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.

Any idea's? (author unknown)

GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ?

"Wise men talk because they have something to say;Fools,because they have to say something."
PLATO

"I am a fool,i know not what to say ,TODAY."
ME

Here are some thoughts:

"A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.We have guided missiles and misguided men."
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

waiting on a friend

my mouth tends to cause misunderstandings..I find the poets can express in a few words,things i can't.

WAITING ON A FRIEND by the Rolling Stones

Watching girls go passing by
It ain't the latest thing
I'm just standing in a doorway
I'm just trying to make some sense
Out of these girls go passing by
The tales they tell of men
I'm not waiting on a lady
I'm just waiting on a friend

A smile relieves a heart that grieves
Remember what I said
I'm not waiting on a lady
I'm just waiting on a friend
I'm just waiting on a friend

Don't need a whore
I don't need no booze
Don't need a virgin priest
But I need someone I can cry to
I need someone to protect
Making love and breaking hearts
It is a game for youth
But I'm not waiting on a lady
I'm just waiting on a friend

DEMOCRATS PLAN

I am getting a bit tired of the political situation as it is spun on television."cut and run",great sound bite!and then there is :"democrats have no plan"and then the latest trap "the democrats can't seem to capitalize on the republicans' misfortunes(until PROVEN guilty!!!)"these all smell of Karl Rove.
I am just one person,but, thanks to Rosa Parks,i will try to make a difference!These are only the words and opinion of one man,but i intend to send these words to as many people as i can
......................DEMOCRATS PLAN...................
Use the sound bites to your advantage,"The Democrats plan is to CUT________(fill in the blank)(the lies,corruption etc.),and RUN_________ (fill in the blank)(the government better,crooks out of town,etc.)
Make THAT the "DEMOCRATS PLAN".Next time you hear that phrase it will be the "DEMOCRATS PLAN" soundbite.For example: "The Democrats want to just cut and run".The answer can be:"democrats want to CUT corruption and RUN the country better.You only need a couple democrats to get the new "cut and run" soundbite out to the world.....Now the trap, I keep hearing how the democrats are not taking "political advantage"of the republicans'misfortunes.That's a 'no-brainer',their deeds speak for themselves and "taking political advantage"is really only lowering yourself to "dirty politics"......

BLOGGING TODAY for TOMORROW

Today is my first blog, lets see what tomorrow brings!